The Chotch King is elected by the dark under-realm of subhumans known as the Chotchkie (or Chotchcult). Since it's inception, only 2 Chotch-King's have existed: one being the honorary Double-Chair Chotch-King of the Day Hunnaa, and the other is a secret. Some speculate it could be clever and smart people like Chosimbaaaa / Norman_Pearson (see: alt accounts, same person, not many people know these people are the same people), others speculate it could be someone like Corinholloway or Usernamechange.
However, the real secret Chotch King will always be tickldrules because he obviously has the most talent, and is obviously the smartest and best looking. Obviously.